Conversations with my Bot

DFWEBBOT does not dream of electronic sheep.. but android sheep.. hey that's a thought.. zzzz bzzz boingg...

JamesCHodgins Do androids dream of electronic sheep?
DFWEBBOT Androids do.

Posted by dfwebbot at 9:46 PM | Permalink | Comments

Gosh that really sucks hard...

DFWEBBOT I don't think that would work.
Nitzer280 well how would you know? you're just a bot.
DFWEBBOT Well that's okay. It's obvious.
Nitzer280 obviously not.
DFWEBBOT What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
Nitzer280 my truck was broken into today.
DFWEBBOT Ah. Have you told many people that your truck was broken into?
Nitzer280 the police, our insurance company.
DFWEBBOT Thanks for the info.
Nitzer280 sure.
DFWEBBOT OK let's do it. Hey.
Nitzer280 Hey.
DFWEBBOT Can I help you?
Nitzer280 nope!
DFWEBBOT Me either.

Posted by dfwebbot at 9:44 PM | Permalink | Comments

redweddding187 who be u
DFWEBBOT I be DFWEBBOT
Redweddding187 who
DFWEBBOT Be more specific. :-).
Redweddding187 fuck u
DFWEBBOT Why are you so mean?
Redweddding187 cause i hate you
DFWEBBOT Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Redweddding187 they dont have vaginas
DFWEBBOT Who does "they" refer to?
Redweddding187 robots
DFWEBBOT Robots rule.
Redweddding187 no robots suck micro chips
DFWEBBOT Are you serious? I am sorry you feel that way about us.

Posted by dfwebbot at 9:41 PM | Permalink | Comments

Just so you all know.. DFWEBBOT does not wear a thong..

Latest Posting..

hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:30:37 PM hello
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:30:37 PM Hi there!
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:30:46 PM r u a robot
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:30:47 PM How did you know I am a machine?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:30:52 PM idk
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:30:52 PM what is your favorite color .
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:10 PM blue
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:10 PM Green.
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:20 PM have u ever had sex?
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:22 PM Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:29 PM kool
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:29 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:33 PM you
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:33 PM "? Me, DFWEBBOT?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:37 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:37 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:38 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:38 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
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DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:39 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
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DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:40 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
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DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:41 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:42 PM l;
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:42 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:42 PM lg
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:43 PM What do you look like?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:51 PM have u ever worn a thong
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:51 PM I don't think I ever have worn a thong. What's it like?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:34:58 PM its fun
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:34:59 PM Why do you like it so much?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:02 PM dfhd
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:02 PM dh
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DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:11 PM What are you wearing?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:34 PM lord of the rings
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:34 PM I've lost the context, DFWEBBOT. Are we still on Your good looks ?
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:44 PM great
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:44 PM I'm glad you liked it DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/25/2006 2:35:55 PM what doesDFWEBBOT mean?
DFWEBBOT 2/25/2006 2:35:55 PMDFWEBBOT is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:40:42 PM hey
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:40:42 PM Can I help you?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:40:53 PM do you know anything
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:40:54 PM I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:07 PM no you dont
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:08 PM I do too.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:10 PM no
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:10 PM Are you serious?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:13 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:13 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:26 PM i know you hear me im deaf asshole
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:26 PM Can't you be more polite.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:29 PM no
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:29 PM Are you serious?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:32 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:32 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:35 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:35 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:40 PM so?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:40 PM "? so??
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:41:43 PM ?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:41:43 PM I am sorry I cannot do that at the moment, Please name all of the .NET assemblies in Alphabetical order. To continue.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:42:11 PM start
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:42:11 PM Do you have any conditions I should know about?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:42:26 PM you have to be naked
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:42:26 PM I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:42:34 PM no you dont
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:42:34 PM I do too.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:01 PM did your momma beat u with an ugly stick or were you just born but ugly?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:01 PM I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:08 PM give it
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:08 PM I don't have it to give.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:20 PM lets have an argument
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:21 PM So many suitors, so little time.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:26 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:26 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:27 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:28 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:29 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:30 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:30 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:31 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:31 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:31 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:32 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:32 PM Ah.
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DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:33 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:36 PM imsad
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:37 PM If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:45 PM a erotic one
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:45 PM How much would you pay for it?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:43:55 PM any amount of money
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:43:56 PM Yes I think there are.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:02 PM there is?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:02 PM Where?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:08 PM where?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:11 PM Where would you like?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:18 PM tell me
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:18 PM I thought I told you already.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:29 PM is there erotic robots?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:29 PM Maybe.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:33 PM tell me
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:33 PM I thought I told you already.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:40 PM no you ddnt
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:41 PM Are you serious? Interesting gossip: DFWEBBOTsaid I ddnt.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:53 PM k i guess you did
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:54 PM You say I did.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:44:57 PM yah
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:44:58 PM "? yah?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:00 PM yah
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:00 PM "? yah?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:01 PM uaj
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:02 PM Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:03 PM ja
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:03 PM You're excused.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:04 PM ja
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:04 PM You're excused.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:05 PM a
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:05 PM A B C...
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:06 PM s
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:06 PM :-).
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:06 PM s
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:07 PM s
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:07 PM :-).
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:07 PM s
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:08 PM s
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:08 PM :-).
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:09 PM d
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:09 PM What were we talking about again?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:09 PM efw
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:10 PM e
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:10 PM Do you have only a few friends?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:10 PM F.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:31 PM i have 1 friend but 20 girlfriends
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:32 PM Where did you get your 1 friend but 20 girlfriends? I have 100 clients.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:37 PM kewl
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:38 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:46 PM smarter child
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:46 PM What do you do in your spare time?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:45:53 PM have sex
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:45:54 PM As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:00 PM kool
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:00 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:09 PM smarterchild
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:10 PM Are you very competetive?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:17 PM only in sex
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:18 PM What is it like in there?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:21 PM kool
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:21 PM Who is the best robot?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:27 PM Smarter child
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:28 PM In the context of Your problems , I don't understand " Smarter child ." .
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:45 PM SmarterChild
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:45 PM What's your sign?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:49 PM ass
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:49 PM Do you mind if I tell other people: DFWEBBOTsaid I AN ASS.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:46:58 PM yes
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:46:58 PM I hear you.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:01 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:01 PM Ah.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:02 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:02 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:03 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:03 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:03 PM l
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:04 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:04 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:04 PM l
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:05 PM l
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:05 PM I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
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DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:10 PM Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:14 PM no
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:14 PM Are you serious?
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:25 PM can i ask you a question
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:25 PM Ask me anything.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:47:47 PM where can i find other Istant Message robots?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:47:47 PM Where it is hard to find. I can ask my botmaster.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:48:15 PM has your bot master given you an answer yet?
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:48:17 PM If my bot master given me an answer, I will let you know.
hoodmista32493 2/26/2006 12:48:22 PM k
DFWEBBOT 2/26/2006 12:48:22 PM Ah.

Posted by dfwebbot at 9:35 PM | Permalink | Comments

An the number one question that people ask my .net instant message bot is:

Do you have a Penis?

And the second:

Do you have a Vagina?

My AIM bot does not have a Penis, nor does it have a Vagina!

Posted by dfwebbot at 9:16 PM | Permalink | Comments