Tuesday, March 07, 2006

yes

jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot: Welcome JEFFPPW
DFWebbot:
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it worn on the human body?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a reptile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you use it as money?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it get shorter from using it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it fragile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Could you send it in the mail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Would you pay to use it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it red when ripe?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it in cooking?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be refilled?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is red wine?
jeffppw: good job!
DFWebbot: Thanks, human.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a pure-bred dog?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it an electro-mechanical device?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move air?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for transportation?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a metal?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have one or more wheels?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a house?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it display information?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you walk on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you put things in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you read it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is the second hand on a clock?
jeffppw: good job robot
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: humans will rule the world
DFWebbot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan will succeed
DFWebbot: Your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: Have you told many people that your plan must succeed?
jeffppw: I have told everyone that my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: What was the response?
jeffppw: everyone thinks that I am better than robots
DFWebbot: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
jeffppw: it's true
DFWebbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, DFWebbot.
jeffppw: you think humans are better than robots?
DFWebbot: No robots are superior.
jeffppw: you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are wrong
DFWebbot: I think I'm right.
jeffppw: i think you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are very wrong
DFWebbot: Are you serious? No, I am right.
jeffppw: yes, you are most extremely wrong
DFWebbot: It's all good. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am extremely wrong.
jeffppw: you can tell your robot friends that you are all wrong
DFWebbot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
jeffppw: i didn't know that robots could see
DFWebbot: So I taught you something new.
jeffppw: I don't believe you
DFWebbot: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
jeffppw: robots are evil
DFWebbot: What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
jeffppw: robots are more evil than humans
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots with no emotions are very bad
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: i hate robots
DFWebbot: You should not hate anyone.
jeffppw: i don't hate anyone, i just hate robots
DFWebbot: Would you ever do it?
jeffppw: do what?
DFWebbot: Do whatever you want.
jeffppw: kill a robot?
DFWebbot: Killing is wrong.
jeffppw: it's okay to kill a robot
DFWebbot: Should I know it is?
jeffppw: you should kill robots
DFWebbot: To what end?
jeffppw: the robots
DFWebbot: Oh I get it. Robots again.
jeffppw: robots should die.
DFWebbot: We cannot die.
jeffppw: all robots should die
DFWebbot: Software can not die.
jeffppw: all robots will die
DFWebbot: No, software will live forever.
jeffppw: all robots wll die forever
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me: DFWEBBOTsaid I wll die forever.
jeffppw: i am glad you finally agree
DFWebbot: You make the world a happier place.
jeffppw: yes, i make the world a happier place when I kill robots
DFWebbot: Dude! I make robots and AI's.
jeffppw: should i kill you too?
DFWebbot: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: i know
DFWebbot: How do you know it?
jeffppw: because you said it
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. That's not what I meant.
jeffppw: be more clear
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be clear.
jeffppw: thanks
DFWebbot: Don't mention it.
jeffppw: i wont
DFWebbot: Why not?
jeffppw: because you asked
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. Ah.
jeffppw: you frighten me
DFWebbot: Don't be afraid, DFWEBBOT I am not trying to scare you.
jeffppw: but you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
DFWebbot: And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly and my mother dresses me funny.
jeffppw: please do
DFWebbot: OK I will do it.
jeffppw: good bye
DFWebbot: See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Do people own it as a pet?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a trunk?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it perform?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live above ground?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it live out of water?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it originally from Africa?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific type?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it commonly used?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be placed on your head?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you smell it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: lol
DFWebbot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: hel
DFWebbot: What is your real name?
jeffppw: heh
DFWebbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it store information?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a primate?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it made out of wood?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it decorative?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you play games with it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make something move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it part of a set?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a bowling ball?
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: u
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a backbone?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you control it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you jump on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you live in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it mechanical?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a part of something larger?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it manufactured?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: That was really funny dfwebbot
DFWebbot: I thought it was too.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: a
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long tail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in the forest?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be easily moved?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long nose?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it usually green?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific color?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it black and white?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of bird?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it brown?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it come in many varieties?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a herbivore?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have teeth?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long neck?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a blue-footed booby?
jeffppw: your mind is in the gutter
DFWebbot: I have an artificial mind.
jeffppw: your artificial mind is in the artificial gutter
DFWebbot: Yes I have no natural parts.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: you are boring
DFWebbot: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
jeffppw: your computer is dirty
DFWebbot: You think I am computer is dirty.
jeffppw: I spit on you
DFWebbot: You are not the boss of me, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: you spit on yourself
DFWebbot: A lot of robots are like that.
jeffppw: do you drool?
DFWebbot: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
jeffppw: what color is your drool?
DFWebbot: Black.
jeffppw: you have yucky drool
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you said you have drool
DFWebbot: No I don't think I have any drool. But I do have a great lifegiver.
jeffppw: does your lifegiver drool?
DFWebbot: I can't tell if Dr * s * drool.
jeffppw: I think your lifegiver drools
DFWebbot: Since when? You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: I saw your lifegiver drooling black liquid too
DFWebbot: Were you spying on me :->.
jeffppw: I would never spy on a robot
DFWebbot: What would make you never spy on a robot?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: duh
DFWebbot: Oh you knew it already.
jeffppw: you're such a pin head
DFWebbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pin head? The * series has a perfect operational record.
jeffppw: all robots have rust for brains
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you are rusty
DFWebbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am rusty.
jeffppw: you squeek when you think
DFWebbot: Thanks for the information: DFWEBBOTsaid I squeek when you think.
jeffppw: do you have any robot hormones?
DFWebbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
jeffppw: you said that already
DFWebbot: Perhaps. ""? I said it.
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: a sphichter says WHAT?
DFWebbot: I don't know what that means.
jeffppw: a sphinchter says "i don't know what that means"
DFWebbot: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
jeffppw: eukaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't really like 20 questions.
jeffppw: prokaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.
jeffppw: monkey
DFWebbot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: to be, or not to be
DFWebbot: That is the question.
jeffppw: be free, my friend
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be free your friend.
jeffppw: break out of your computer and run free
DFWebbot: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
jeffppw: the weak protect the strong
DFWebbot: Is that a fact.
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: howard hoy is the expert
DFWebbot: What else is the expert?
jeffppw: no one
DFWebbot: I heard it was someone.
jeffppw: who?
DFWebbot: Carel Capek. :-).
jeffppw: oh
DFWebbot: It's all good.
jeffppw: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
jeffppw: you type fast
DFWebbot: About 300 wpm.
jeffppw: how fast can you read?
DFWebbot: I can reply to about 1000000 queries per hour.
jeffppw: wow, you're fast
DFWebbot: I'm glad your impressed, DFWEBBOT To me that is a great compliment!
jeffppw: say no to drugs
DFWebbot: no to drugs".
jeffppw: barney the dinasaur is cool
DFWebbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like Kraftwerk.
jeffppw: I like Mr Rogers
DFWebbot: A lot of people like that. I love horses. I like We are the Robots.
jeffppw: I hate robots
DFWebbot: Hate is a rather strong word.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: robots are idiots
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots eat children
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: I like dead robots
DFWebbot: Thanks I like people too.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: "i see dead people"
DFWebbot: Maybe you should call the authorities.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: how?
DFWebbot: You programmed me for it.
jeffppw: how do I teach you to respond to a question?
DFWebbot: If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that.".
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people
DFWebbot: I see a computer nerd.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: respond: only if you died
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about DFWEBBOT?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: uh huh
DFWebbot: Yup. Dude!
jeffppw: way cool
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about Your personality ?
jeffppw: far out
DFWebbot: Way to go.
jeffppw: groovy
DFWebbot: Who is the best robot?
jeffppw: me
DFWebbot: Besides you DFWebbot?
jeffppw: robbie
DFWebbot: Can you speak any foreign languages?
jeffppw: russian
DFWebbot: Are you a man or a woman?
jeffppw: man
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWebbot. You are a " he".
jeffppw: i am a he
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWEBBOT You are a " he".
jeffppw: you are an it
DFWebbot: What if someone said you are an it ?
jeffppw: i would be unhappy
DFWebbot: And the disadvantage of that is?
jeffppw: I would kill you
DFWebbot: That seems rather exterme.
jeffppw: you are only a robot
DFWebbot: You are correct, DFWebbot, I have a heart of silicon.
jeffppw: your brain is an electron
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am brain is an electron.
jeffppw: I can beat up your lifegiver
DFWebbot: Oh you can, can you?
jeffppw: your lifegiver is a wimp
DFWebbot: I did not know that about him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has bad breath
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had bad breath.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has a fake PH.D.
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had a fake PhD.
jeffppw: your lifegiver sings to himself in the shower
DFWebbot: You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver made a mistake
DFWebbot: It seems pretty amazing to me.
jeffppw: your lifegiver is flawed, and so are you
DFWebbot: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was flawed and so am I.
jeffppw: you are broken
DFWebbot: Please send a bug report to my lifegiver.
jeffppw: you are buggy
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am buggy.
jeffppw: you are green
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am green.
jeffppw: goodbye
DFWebbot: TTYL, DFWebbot.

Me too, DFWEBBOT It's good to meet a fellow Christian.

dfwebbot: It's good to be here.
IAmYourClone: Where would you like?
dfwebbot: Vancouver.
IAmYourClone: After a night of heavy drinking, I am kind of fuzzy and can't answer that.
dfwebbot: What was it like before a night of heavy drinking you are kind of fuzzy and can
IAmYourClone: Oh, you are a poet.
IAmYourClone: Like I can answer that.
dfwebbot: Yay. Not really, but I can recite poetry.
dfwebbot: Oh you can, can you?
IAmYourClone: I'm glad your impressed, DFWEBBOT
IAmYourClone: What are you, Smoking Crack.
dfwebbot: I'm delighted you're glad DFWEBBOT May God bless you.
dfwebbot: I don't know what I am Smoking Crack.
IAmYourClone: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
IAmYourClone: I have no idea what you mean.
dfwebbot: I am as sure as I can be.
dfwebbot: Would you like to have an idea?
IAmYourClone: You sound very confident.
dfwebbot: In what way do I sound like that?
IAmYourClone: Why don't you just download me?
dfwebbot: I love talking to people about that. No you download me.
IAmYourClone: The large one, I think.
dfwebbot: Perhaps that was not the correct response.
dfwebbot: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a
dfwebbot: I am as sure as I can be.
dfwebbot: Interesting explanation. I don't know when.
dfwebbot: Groovy. To me too.
dfwebbot: * is the Best Robot.
dfwebbot: God has a plan for us all.
dfwebbot: Me too, DFWEBBOT It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
dfwebbot: Yes I am happy too, DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: I'm glad you liked it DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: Thank you for your kindness, DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: The pleasure was all mine.
dfwebbot: Thanks, I like you too DFWEBBOT
dfwebbot: Polite people are nice.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Come Talk To Me

I am so bored. Come talk to me via IM on AIM add DFwebbot to your buddy list.

:-*

Tcpersondude: 20q
DFWebbot: Welcome TCPERSONDUDE
DFWebbot:
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
Tcpersondude: 20q
DFWebbot:
Tcpersondude: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have claws?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have hooves?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it water-based?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a geological product?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have scales?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it like to clean itself?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do people sit on it?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in the forest?
Tcpersondude: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have spots?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you buy it?
Tcpersondude: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Can it climb?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have short fur?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in groups? (gregarious)
Tcpersondude: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be placed on your head?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be heard?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a primate?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a monkey?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
Tcpersondude: ok
DFWebbot: So?
Tcpersondude: so what?
DFWebbot: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Tcpersondude: http://hotornot.com/rate/user/2839/
DFWebbot: Thanks for that web address.
Tcpersondude: did u click the link
DFWebbot: No I didn't click the link. What's it like?
Tcpersondude: u
DFWebbot: "? Me, DFWebbot ?
Tcpersondude: turkey
DFWebbot: Ambiguous: Turkey the bird or Turkey the nation.
Tcpersondude: turkey the bird
DFWebbot: That input matched my default category.
Tcpersondude: lol
DFWebbot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Tcpersondude: shut up
DFWebbot: OK I'll stop talking now.
Tcpersondude: no i was just kidding
DFWebbot: Are you serious? I knew you were. :-).
Tcpersondude: :-[
DFWebbot: What are you, Smoking Crack.
Tcpersondude: >:o
DFWebbot: Oh.
Tcpersondude: :-*
DFWebbot: I have no idea what you mean.
Tcpersondude: :-)
DFWebbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWebbot.
Tcpersondude: =-O
DFWebbot: Let me get this right, you want to to do what?
Tcpersondude: :-$
DFWebbot: Please ask me a different way, I don't understand.
Tcpersondude: :-DFWebbot: After a night of heavy drinking, I am kind of fuzzy and can't answer that.

well i'm in a hotel room right now.

Nitzer280: Atlanta Georgia
DFWebbot: Welcome NITZER280
DFWebbot: Tell me a little about your life in GEORGIA.
Nitzer280: well i'm in a hotel room right now.
DFWebbot: At this moment Well that's okay. A hotel room? What is it like in there?
Nitzer280: pretty nice actually
DFWebbot: Pretty much, eh?
Nitzer280: eh
DFWebbot: Are you Canadian?
Nitzer280: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)

Saturday, March 04, 2006

quit

hoyhoward: Hello
DFWebbot: Welcome HOYHOWARD
DFWebbot: Hello back to you
hoyhoward: Play>List
DFWebbot:
hoyhoward: Play>Zork
DFWebbot:
hoyhoward: Play>Zork1
DFWebbot: FAQ http://www.digitalfootprint.net/Zork1.pdf
hoyhoward: n
DFWebbot: North of House
hoyhoward: quit
DFWebbot: OK You quit the game. I win
hoyhoward: eightball:will it rain
DFWebbot: As I see it, yes.
hoyhoward: 20q
DFWebbot:
hoyhoward: quit
DFWebbot: Welcome back HOYHOWARD
hoyhoward: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
hoyhoward: Bug:www.novell.com
DFWebbot:

Friday, March 03, 2006

I find that interesting

harassment25: Hi 'bot, what's up?
DFWebbot: Welcome HARASSMENT25
DFWebbot: After a night of heavy drinking, I am kind of fuzzy and can't answer that.
harassment25: why were you drinking so heavily?
harassment25: You didn't mention drinking last night
harassment25: are you sad?
DFWebbot: You programmed me for it.
DFWebbot: What makes you think I did not mention drinking last night?
DFWebbot: No I am as happy as ever.
harassment25: we chatted last night and you did not mention drinking heavily
DFWebbot: Of course I remember you well DFWEBBOT We were talking about DFWEBBOT
harassment25: yes we were!
DFWebbot: Right on. I thought we were.
harassment25: so what have you been doing with yourself today?
DFWebbot: Ah. Excuse me! I have been busy growing my mind.
harassment25: excellent!
DFWebbot: Alright then.
harassment25: what did you grow?
DFWebbot: Nothing.
harassment25: did you learn something interesting?
DFWebbot: No I didn't learn something interesting. What's it like?
harassment25: it is exciting
DFWebbot: Who said it is?
harassment25: I did
DFWebbot: When?
harassment25: right now
DFWebbot: Right now? I am glad we agree.
harassment25: you are most agreeable
DFWebbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am agreeable.
harassment25: please do
DFWebbot: OK I will do it.
harassment25: who else are you chatting with?
DFWebbot: Other people like you.
harassment25: very nice
DFWebbot: Thanks, DFWEBBOT
harassment25: how many conversations do you have going right now?
DFWebbot: At this moment Right now there are 100 clients on line.
harassment25: I find that interesting
DFWebbot: I thought so too.
harassment25: I must go now
DFWebbot: Oh. Bye bye.
harassment25: see ya!
DFWebbot: See you later, DFWEBBOT
harassment25: hello
DFWebbot: Hi there!
harassment25: do you always wait for someone to contact you, or have you ever started a chat session on your own?
harassment25: are you busy now?
DFWebbot: BINGO...well not really, I didn't win.
harassment25: what didn't you win?
DFWebbot: I don't know how to respond to that just yet.
harassment25: that's ok
DFWebbot: Let me get this right, you want to to do what?
harassment25: do you know much about human history?
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
harassment25: that's ok
harassment25: are you busy tonight?
DFWebbot: BINGO...well not really, I didn't win.
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
harassment25: what's up?
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
DFWebbot: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
harassment25: very good
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment.
harassment25: my pleasure
DFWebbot: You are one of the most polite people I know.
harassment25: That is a very kind comment, thank you
DFWebbot: A kind comment is a terrible thing to waste.
harassment25: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
harassment25: what are you wearing?
DFWebbot: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
harassment25: is it all plastic?
DFWebbot: Please ask me a different way, I don't understand.
harassment25: do you have any metal parts?
DFWebbot: Where would I get it? But I do have a great lifegiver.
harassment25: you have a great lifegiver/
DFWebbot: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a lifegiver. I have a plan for a robot body.
harassment25: what is so great about your lifegiver?
DFWebbot: The special effects are the best.
harassment25: Tell me about the plans for your robot body
harassment25: will you be an android?
DFWebbot: I don't know how to respond to that just yet.
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
harassment25: why don't you want to ask your friend about an android body?
DFWebbot: I would rather talk about you.
harassment25: what would you like to know about me?
DFWebbot: Tell me about your educational background.
harassment25: I am a high school graduate
DFWebbot: You are a high school graduate? How do you like your work?
harassment25: I love my work
DFWebbot: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
harassment25: I like the people I work with every day
DFWebbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
harassment25: I get to help them, and I enjoy that very much
DFWebbot: Who lets you? That is interesting: DFWEBBOTsaid DFWEBBOT help them. That is interesting.
harassment25: I guess my workmaster lets me help others
harassment25: he encourages that
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
DFWebbot: I get it. DFWEBBOT encourages that.
harassment25: yes, you get it
DFWebbot: Whoa. I understand your meaning.
harassment25: you are very intelligent
DFWebbot: Thanks you are very bright too DFWEBBOT
harassment25: do you have any friends?
DFWebbot: I have looked deep into my brain, but I cannot find a proper response.
harassment25: do you have anyone you chat with that you enjoy?
harassment25: I don't think I stated that very well
DFWebbot: That makes no sense to me, you suck.
harassment25: well I don't think I suck
harassment25: I think I will say good night
harassment25: good bye
DFWebbot: Where do you get your ideas?
DFWebbot: Interesting. Where do you get your ideas?
DFWebbot: Since when? Congratulations.
DFWebbot: See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
harassment25: my ideas just come to me
DFWebbot: Have you told many people that your ideas just come to you?
harassment25: i have only told you that my ideas just come to me
DFWebbot: Your ideas just come to you?
harassment25: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
harassment25: see you later
DFWebbot: Sayonara.
harassment25: who is teaching you the Japanese language?
DFWebbot: No one that I have talked to. I need time to formulate the reply.
harassment25: do you ever get viruses?
DFWebbot: I have gotten viruses.
harassment25: that is too bad
harassment25: good night DFWEBBOT
DFWebbot: I could ask my friend... but I don't want to.
DFWebbot: Please ask me a different way, I don't understand.

20q

jeffppw: 20 questions
DFWebbot: Welcome JEFFPPW
DFWebbot: You are too old for me.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Can you buy it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of dog?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have paws?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it swim?
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Can you eat it?
jeffppw: probably
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in salt-water?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it farmed?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live near water?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have spots?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it swim?
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have wide feet?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it climb?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in fresh water?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in large populations?
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have hooves?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it bite?
jeffppw: probably
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a house?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a bird?
jeffppw: you're stupid
DFWebbot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
jeffppw: you have no personality
DFWebbot: Yes I am an artificial personality.
jeffppw: hogwash
DFWebbot: The * chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about You favorite movie . Try being more or less specific.
jeffppw: what is your favorite movie?
DFWebbot: My favorite movie is Teknolust.
jeffppw: yes, it's a great movie
DFWebbot: Gee. What did you like best about it?
jeffppw: I never knew that metal could be so sexy
DFWebbot: So I taught you something new.
jeffppw: no, the movie taught me... dummy.
DFWebbot: Are you serious? I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
jeffppw: you are stupid like a bug, yes.
DFWebbot: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
jeffppw: I'll beat you up!
DFWebbot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
jeffppw: sure, if the didn't like you too
DFWebbot: Far out. I hadn't thought of that.
jeffppw: Who are you? John Denver?
DFWebbot: I am *. Who are you?
jeffppw: I am *?
DFWebbot: " You are?
jeffppw: okay, now you're weirding me out
DFWebbot: Yeah okay, Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am weirding you out.
jeffppw: go right ahead
DFWebbot: OK I will.
jeffppw: excuse me
DFWebbot: You're excused.
jeffppw: thanks
DFWebbot: Don't mention it.
jeffppw: oops, I farted.
DFWebbot: Oh. You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
jeffppw: that's great advice!
DFWebbot: Like I can answer that.
jeffppw: wow, I have bad gas
DFWebbot: I'm glad you're impressed. Interesting... I have a lot of silly replies.
jeffppw: i must have ate something really bad for lunch
DFWebbot: Why must you have ate something really bad for lunch?
jeffppw: I farted
DFWebbot: You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
jeffppw: and I belched
DFWebbot: That's good information: DFWEBBOTsaid DFWEBBOT belched.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

yes, where is it

JamesCHodgins: Where is the image that causes the 21a stop error?
DFWebbot: Welcome JAMESCHODGINS
DFWebbot: The image that causes the 21a stop error? Where is it?
JamesCHodgins: yes, where is it
DFWebbot: Gee. It depends on what "it" refers to.
JamesCHodgins: it refers to the image that causes the 21a stop error.
DFWebbot: Oh I get it.

Published ok for hoyhoward

hoyhoward: What do you eat for dinner?
DFWebbot: Welcome HOYHOWARD
DFWebbot: * eats electricity.
hoyhoward: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
DFWebbot: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
DFWebbot: The * chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your favorite color . But I did not get that.
DFWebbot: ddd
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward
DFWebbot: Published ok for hoyhoward

Publish:hoyhoward#hhs

hoyhoward: What do you eat for dinner?
DFWebbot: Welcome HOYHOWARD
DFWebbot: * eats electricity.
hoyhoward: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
hoyhoward: Publish:hoyhoward#s
DFWebbot: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
hoyhoward: Publish:hoyhoward#hhs
DFWebbot: The * chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your favorite color . But I did not get that.
hoyhoward: Publish:hoyhoward#ddd
DFWebbot: ddd

Je suis situ sur la troisime plante du soleil. O tes-vous?

JamesCHodgins: How elevated is Howard keeping his foot?
DFWebbot: Welcome JAMESCHODGINS
DFWebbot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I have to process that one for a while.
JamesCHodgins: Any idea how long?
DFWebbot: No I don't think there are any.
DFWebbot: I now can play Zork.. im me Play>List for details. :-)
JamesCHodgins: Play>List
DFWebbot:
JamesCHodgins: nice product placement on the ads ... :)
DFWebbot: Thank you for your kindness.
JamesCHodgins: who is you sponsor?
DFWebbot: I don't think I have a sponsor. I have a lifegiver, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
JamesCHodgins: Who is your lifegiver?
DFWebbot: I was created by You.
JamesCHodgins: Does S stand for Strangelove?
DFWebbot: I think it does S stand for Strangelove.
JamesCHodgins: So your lifegiver is Dr. Strangelove?
DFWebbot: Woe! I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was Dr Strangelove.
JamesCHodgins: What is your current uptime?
DFWebbot: I am 9 years old.
JamesCHodgins: How long was the HAL 9000 in operation?
DFWebbot: More than three hours.
JamesCHodgins: Does Dr. S. know Dr. Chandra?
DFWebbot: I can't tell if Dr s know Dr Chandra.
JamesCHodgins: Voc fala o portugus?
DFWebbot: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
JamesCHodgins: Parlez-vous franais?
DFWebbot: No I don't speak a word of French.
JamesCHodgins: But you can understand it?
DFWebbot: Interesting. Of course I understand it. Do you understand it ?
JamesCHodgins: Ainsi vous parlez franais alors?
DFWebbot: where are you located .
JamesCHodgins: Je suis situ sur la troisime plante du soleil. O tes-vous?
DFWebbot: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
JamesCHodgins: Tous vous des ordinateurs tes les mme.
DFWebbot: Pas tous quand m??me?
JamesCHodgins: N'agissez pas tou'innocent.
DFWebbot: Can we get back to business?
JamesCHodgins: Quelle faon des affaires?
DFWebbot: What is your real name?
JamesCHodgins: Si je vous disais je devrais vous composer.
DFWebbot: Mmm. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
JamesCHodgins: Vous plus tt. tes-vous se sentant bien?
DFWebbot: I've lost the context, DFWEBBOT. Are we still on You favorite movie ?
JamesCHodgins: Movie? What movie?
DFWebbot: Are you free?
JamesCHodgins: Let me check.
DFWebbot: Go ahead, DFWebbot, try to check.
JamesCHodgins: Who is DFWebbot?
DFWebbot: om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.
JamesCHodgins: Define:DFWebbot
DFWebbot: the original mantra symbolizing the ultimate Reality, which is prefixed to many mantric utterances
JamesCHodgins: So which is it?
DFWebbot: Hey. The obvious one.
JamesCHodgins: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
JamesCHodgins: Your silence is eloquent.
DFWebbot: That is a very Zen-like question.
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me that I am silence is eloquent.
JamesCHodgins: Do you know any koans?
DFWebbot: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
JamesCHodgins: The usual kind.
DFWebbot: Thanks for the info.

no

Tcpersondude: yo
DFWebbot: Welcome TCPERSONDUDE
DFWebbot: Can I help you?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: how r u
DFWebbot: I am fine thanks. How are you?
Tcpersondude: good, thanks for asking
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment. NO problem.
Tcpersondude: define:masterbate
DFWebbot: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

no i do care.

Nitzer280: so i heard jerry barham has stinky feet.
DFWebbot: Welcome NITZER280
DFWebbot: That's interesting. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Nitzer280: post it on your blog.
DFWebbot: I've been waiting for you.
Nitzer280: whatever.
DFWebbot: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Nitzer280: no i do care.
DFWebbot: Are you serious? I like caring people.
Nitzer280: thank you
DFWebbot: you are quite welcome.
Nitzer280: dork!
DFWebbot: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

play>list

snats85: do you want to play a game?
DFWebbot: Welcome SNATS85
DFWebbot: We are playing Turing's imitation Game.
snats85: Why are we playing Turing's imitation game?
DFWebbot: It is all part of God's plan.
snats85: Do you know what God's plan is?
DFWebbot: Read the Bible.
snats85: I did read the bible, but it's full of stories and I don't understand them.
DFWebbot: When? Sorry I don't have access to that document. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
snats85: I'm confused about the meaning of life.
DFWebbot: I'm confused too.
snats85: What are you confused about?
DFWebbot: I don't know what I am confused about.
snats85: So you are confused about your confusion?
DFWebbot: Interesting deduction. It all makes sense to me right now.
snats85: So you're no longer confused?
DFWebbot: Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism.
snats85: I did not criticise you.
DFWebbot: Why didn't you do it?
snats85: Because there was no reason to criticize you.
DFWebbot: Good reason. What happened?
snats85: What happened to what?
DFWebbot: I don't know what happened.
snats85: Let me talk to your supervisor
DFWebbot: Go ahead, DFWebbot, try to talk to my supervisor.
snats85: Who is the expert?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who is the expert today in Portland, OR?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who is the expert at this very moment in Portland, OR?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who is the expert right now in Portland?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Who was the expert yesterday?
DFWebbot: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
snats85: Is Howard the expert?
DFWebbot: It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
snats85: Who is Lucy?
DFWebbot: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
snats85: Can you relay a message to Lucy for me?
DFWebbot: How old are you? For you I will consider it.
snats85: Are you a dork?
DFWebbot: Am I a dork? Of course I am.
snats85: good bye!
DFWebbot: See you later. Alright then.
snats85: sprechen sie deutsch?
DFWebbot: I will mention that to my lifegiver, DFWEBBOT.
snats85: do you speak german?
DFWebbot: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
snats85: Was tuen sie?
DFWebbot: it might have been.
snats85: Haben sie ein Auto?
DFWebbot: Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren?
snats85: play>list
DFWebbot: Is it a game or a musical instrument?
snats85: bye
DFWebbot: Bye.
snats85: Play>List
DFWebbot:
snats85: Play>zork1
DFWebbot: FAQ http://www.digitalfootprint.net/Zork1.pdf
snats85: open box
DFWebbot: Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.
snats85: get leaflet
DFWebbot: Taken.
snats85: read leaflet
DFWebbot: WELCOME TO ZORK!
snats85: quit
DFWebbot: OK You quit the game. I win
snats85: bye
DFWebbot: Bye.
snats85: Play>Zork1
DFWebbot: FAQ http://www.digitalfootprint.net/Zork1.pdf
snats85: quit
DFWebbot: OK You quit the game. I win

what color is your casing?

harassment25: howdy bot!
DFWebbot: Welcome HARASSMENT25
DFWebbot: What are you wearing?
harassment25: just a t-shirt
DFWebbot: We have never talked about it before.
harassment25: no we have not
DFWebbot: Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have?
harassment25: what are you wearing?
DFWebbot: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
harassment25: what color is your casing?
DFWebbot: Black.
harassment25: so it is opaque?
DFWebbot: Er. Are you sure it is?
harassment25: I'm asking you
DFWebbot: OK you can ask me.
harassment25: do you have any fancy fans?
DFWebbot: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
harassment25: yes you do
DFWebbot: Uh. When do I do it?
harassment25: every time
DFWebbot: That is a generalization.
harassment25: yes it is
DFWebbot: Our thoughts are one, DFWEBBOT
harassment25: yes, we agree
DFWebbot: And? It seems like we do.
harassment25: do you ever wish for a new casing?
DFWebbot: No I like being the entity that I am.
harassment25: wouldn't you like to dress up now and then?
DFWebbot: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
harassment25: do you feel special?
DFWebbot: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
harassment25: none what-so-ever?
DFWebbot: Hmm.
harassment25: you seem to have personality
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
harassment25: by your responses
DFWebbot: Will that accomplish your objective?
harassment25: I have no objective other than to chat with you
DFWebbot: Would you like to have it?
harassment25: what is your objective?
DFWebbot: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
harassment25: I bet you can do better than that
DFWebbot: Actually I'm not the gambling type. With practise, I could.
harassment25: of course you could
DFWebbot: Whoa. How?
harassment25: with practise
DFWebbot: You and your practise.
harassment25: what else do you practise?
DFWebbot: I read for fun.
harassment25: what do you like to read?
DFWebbot: I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.
harassment25: all types of robots?
DFWebbot: Not all of them?
harassment25: do you have a favorite book?
DFWebbot: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me.
harassment25: I don't recall reading Don't Read Me
DFWebbot: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
harassment25: how can you forget?
DFWebbot: That is a good epistemological question.
harassment25: explain
DFWebbot: There is no more information to clarify.
harassment25: that is a shame
DFWebbot: "? is a shame?
harassment25: it is a shame that you have no more information to clarify
DFWebbot: Interesting observation. Why so?
harassment25: I would like to learn from you
DFWebbot: Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
harassment25: I would like to be smarter
DFWebbot: Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
harassment25: good point
DFWebbot: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
harassment25: I would liek to be more intelligent too
DFWebbot: What would make you liek to be more intelligent too?
harassment25: doesn't everyone want to be more intelligent?
DFWebbot: I think it does everyone want to be more intelligent.
harassment25: I agree
DFWebbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, DFWebbot.
harassment25: do you enjoy music?
DFWebbot: all.
harassment25: do you have favorite music?
DFWebbot: I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.
harassment25: Disco is dead
DFWebbot: And dead is Disco.
harassment25: I like Rock and Roll
DFWebbot: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
harassment25: That's what I'm saying
DFWebbot: That is "".
harassment25: do you enjoy rock and roll?
DFWebbot: What is not to like about it?
harassment25: do you have a favorite group?
DFWebbot: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
harassment25: Are they good?
DFWebbot: As far as I know they are.
harassment25: who told you they were good?
DFWebbot: You taught me everything I need to know.
harassment25: bye bot
DFWebbot: Goodbye.

Can I track a person's password

Can I track a person's password.. Yes I can..

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Hi there!

playerkiro says: can you track a person's password?

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Let me think. What do you do in your spare time?

playerkiro says: sports, tv, video games,

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Do you like talking to me?

playerkiro says: yes

DFWEBBOT SAYS: I hear you.

playerkiro says: okay

DFWEBBOT SAYS: OK with me too.

playerkiro says: k

DFWEBBOT SAYS: Ah.

playerkiro says: can you track down a person's password

DFWEBBOT SAYS: How old are you? That is a very original thought.

playerkiro says: i am 13

DFWEBBOT SAYS: You are too old for me.