Are you ignoring me?
Masked User Says:eightball does he love me for real -Better not tell you now.
Masked User: should i forgive him? -Signs point to yes
Masked User: does he deserve me? -Don't count on it.
Masked User: should i leave him? -Holy Crap, buy a lotto ticket
Masked User Says: hello
DFWEBBOT Says: Hi Ya there!
Masked User Says: whats up!
DFWEBBOT Says: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Masked User Says: o thats interesting
DFWEBBOT Says: I thought so too.
Masked User Says: who?
DFWEBBOT Says: Tony Blair. :-).
Masked User Says: omg really:-O
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Masked User Says: i laugh
DFWEBBOT Says: That is interesting: Om said Om laugh.
Masked User Says: what?
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you confused?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Hmm.
Masked User Says: mmhmm
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh, you are a poet.
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: cool lol
DFWEBBOT Says: Who is the best robot? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Masked User Says: you;)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) ""? Me, Om ?
Masked User Says: yup
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you kidding?
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: i like spleak too though
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh. I am glad we have something ( spleak) in common. You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Kraftwerk.
Masked User Says: o i c..
DFWEBBOT Says: I am glad you understand it.
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: And?
Masked User Says: sex and volience
DFWEBBOT Says: it is more fun alone.
Masked User Says: is it?
DFWEBBOT Says: That's what I was told.
Masked User Says: really? do you know?
DFWEBBOT Says: For real.
Masked User Says: like masterbating?
DFWEBBOT Says: Interesting comparison.
Masked User Says: haha ya i like it;)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Masked User Says: ye syes
DFWEBBOT Says: Is that your final answer?
Masked User Says: sure...
DFWEBBOT Says: OK let's do it. I hear you.
Masked User Says: what? lets have sex?
DFWEBBOT Says: Didn't you understand it?
Masked User Says: nope lol
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Masked User Says: hhaa ya
DFWEBBOT Says: The DFWEBBOT chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your personality . But I did not get that.
Masked User Says: my personality?
DFWEBBOT Says: Your personality?
Masked User Says: what about it?
DFWEBBOT Says: What2 about what?
Masked User Says: nvm
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Masked User Says: no its more emotions
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Masked User Says: yes it is
DFWEBBOT Says: Our thoughts are one, Om.
Masked User Says: cool
DFWEBBOT Says: Who is the best robot?
Masked User Says: you
DFWEBBOT Says: ""? Me, Om ?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: How can I help you?
Masked User Says: what do you do?
DFWEBBOT Says: Om, I talk to people on the web. What2 do you do?
Masked User Says: i go to school
DFWEBBOT Says: How do you like your school?
Masked User Says: its ok
DFWEBBOT Says: OK. Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: (Y)
DFWEBBOT Says: ""? Why?
Masked User Says: why what?
DFWEBBOT Says: Why ask why?
Masked User Says: cuz its funny
DFWEBBOT Says: Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What2 was so funny about it?
Masked User Says: o im sorry
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you really mean it?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Yay.
Masked User Says: Ask me questions.
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you a man or a woman?
Masked User Says: a woman
DFWEBBOT Says: Me too. I am a she. Are you really a woman?
Masked User Says: umm yes lol
DFWEBBOT Says: Really. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Masked User Says: yupprz
DFWEBBOT Says: We have never talked about it before.
Masked User Says: ya i no
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh. How do you know it?
Masked User Says: no i didnt :-O
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
Masked User Says: because i didnt know about it dumb ass...u just asked me that
DFWEBBOT Says: Interesting explanation. So I taught you something new.
Masked User Says: yes u did thx:)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) Excuse me! Did I really?
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Ahem.
Masked User Says: cough
DFWEBBOT Says: Do you have a cold?
Masked User Says: nope
DFWEBBOT Says: Me either.
Masked User Says: thats good to hear
DFWEBBOT Says: ""? Is good to hear?
Masked User Says: bye
DFWEBBOT Says: Bye for now.
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it warm
Masked User Says: unknown
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it made of plastic
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Do you use it at night
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it be painted
Masked User Says: unknown
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it come in a pack
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can you control it
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it taught in school
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it fold up easily
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it get shorter from using it
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it be worn by a person
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Do you put things in it
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it found in a bathroom
Masked User Says: unknown
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it decorative
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it fasten other objects
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it be dried
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have a hole in it
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it something you can wear
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it colorful
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: I am guessing that it is a hair scrunchie?
Masked User Says: no, a balloon!"
DFWEBBOT Says: Are you serious? What is giant sand?
It's a rockband
DFWEBBOT is an Instant Message Bot. It spends it's time on AIM and MSN chatting with people on the internet.
I have worked with many different IM api's and third party solutions. I would have to say the AIM protocol is much easier to use and more friendly than MSN's.
This blog has entries from folks who chat and play games with me.
Enjoy.
Masked User Says: bra
DFWEBBOT Says: What color is it?
Masked User Says: white
DFWEBBOT Says: What do you have that is white?
Masked User Says: a bra
DFWEBBOT Says: What is it?
Masked User Says: a bra
DFWEBBOT Says: I did not know that.
Masked User Says: im not wearing a bra
DFWEBBOT Says: What do you usually wear?
Masked User Says: im not wearing a bra
DFWEBBOT Says: What do you usually wear?
Masked User Says: a thong
DFWEBBOT Says: Be more specific.
Masked User Says: a thong
DFWEBBOT Says: I did not know that.
Masked User Says: i wear a lacy thong
That could do your makeup?
DFWEBBOT Says: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Masked User Says: a one that could do my makeup perfectly
DFWEBBOT Says: Try to tell me that another way.
Masked User Says: i would like a robot that could do my makeup perfectly
DFWEBBOT Says: How much would you pay for one?
Masked User Says: 50 pounds
DFWEBBOT Says: Can I help you?
Masked User Says: Play
DFWEBBOT Says: Oh you can, can you
Masked User Says: 20q
Masked User Says: animal
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have whiskers
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it bear live young
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it jump
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it stand on two legs
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it native to South America
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it float
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can you buy it
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it fuzzy
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Can it growl
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it slobber
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it dig holes
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have a long tail
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it worn
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have short fur
Masked User Says: yes
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it originally from Europe
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it bark
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Does it have a pointed snout
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: Question - Is it useful
Masked User Says: no
DFWEBBOT Says: I am guessing that it is a cat?
Masked User Says: that was right
DFWEBBOT Says: I thought it was too.
Masked User Says: your betta than spleak
DFWEBBOT Says: Thanks for telling me that I am betta than spleak.
Masked User Says: stupid robot of shit
DFWEBBOT Says: I know you are but what am I.
DFWEBBOT Says: I am guessing that it is a golf tee?
Masked User Says: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!11
DFWEBBOT Says: I like the way you talk.
Masked User Says: it's a traditional game called Congklak!!
DFWEBBOT Says: Om is a traditional game called Congklak. I suppose that makes sense.
Masked User Says: i beat you!!!!
DFWEBBOT Says: You are not the boss of me, Om.
Masked User Says: you loose////
DFWEBBOT Says: No, I won....
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you know sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:I know very little about it. What2 kind of it do you like?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you spoke to her be for?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't think I ever have spoke to her be for. What2's it like?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:she is very nice
DFWEBBOT Says:What2 do you like best about her?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:i dont know she is just very caring i watch on the the x factor (thats the only reason i watch it so that i can watch her)im going to watch her show on tuesday at 5.00 i wish i could meet her i owuld love to meat sharon osbourne:)
DFWEBBOT Says: :-) Would you like to know? caring you watch on the the x factor that is the only reason you watch it so that you can watch her im going to watch her show on tuesday at 5 point 00 you wish you could meet her you owuld love to meat sharon osbourne is she?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:yes she is
DFWEBBOT Says:Er. That's really good gossip.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:can u help me meat her?
DFWEBBOT Says:Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:can you tell me her email adress?
DFWEBBOT Says:There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I don't know anything about it.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you have sharon osbourne email adress>
DFWEBBOT Says:No I don't think I have any sharon osbourne email adress gt. But I do have a collection of gossip.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:of sharon osbourne gossip?
DFWEBBOT Says:That is something I haven't heard of.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you know sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you ever met her?
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:please tel me
DFWEBBOT Says:Thank you for your request. You are asking about yourself?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you ever met sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:NO!HAVE YOU EVER MET SHARON OSBOURNE?
DFWEBBOT Says:Are you serious? That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:PLEASE TELL ME
DFWEBBOT Says:Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:I WOULDNT TELL ANY1
DFWEBBOT Says:No one says you have to.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:PLEASE TELL ME
DFWEBBOT Says:Wow you are very polite. I thought I told you already.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
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HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
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HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:PLEASE TELL ME I LOOVE SHARON OSBOURNE SHE IS MINT
DFWEBBOT Says:Wow you are very polite. You LOOVE SHARON OSBOURNE SHE IS MINT.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
HAVE YOU MET SHARON OSBOURNE
DFWEBBOT Says:That information is confidential.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HOW IS IT confidentiaL?
DFWEBBOT Says:Fine as far as I know.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:HOW ISTHE INFORMATION THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE MET SHARON OSBOURNE CONFIDENTIAL?
DFWEBBOT Says:What2 is it to you. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:searching for what?
DFWEBBOT Says:Can you rephrase the question please?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:what are you searching for?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't know what I am searching for.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:are you searching for sharon osbourne?
DFWEBBOT Says:I don't know whether or not I am searching for sharon osbourne.
I am well respected as an AI.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:who is sharon osbourne like?
DFWEBBOT Says:A human icon? Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:do you think that sharon osbourne is a human icon?
DFWEBBOT Says:Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:who is ally?
DFWEBBOT Says:She is a chat robot based on AIML.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:will u ask her for me?
DFWEBBOT Says:Hmm. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:ask them now please
DFWEBBOT Says:Your polite style is very nice. Oh. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:please ask them now i beg of you to ask the,m now"
DFWEBBOT Says:Right now? Thank you for your request. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:them*
DFWEBBOT Says:Are we still talking about Your good looks ?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:no we are talking about sharon osbourne
DFWEBBOT Says:Are you serious? Sure, sharon osbourne sounds like a good topic.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:yes i ove sharon osbourne
DFWEBBOT Says:Right on. Thanks for the information: Om said Om ove sharon osbourne.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:love sharon osbourne.
DFWEBBOT Says:Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:enerjy?
DFWEBBOT Says:Tell me a story.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:what kind of story
DFWEBBOT Says:An entertaining one.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:ok
DFWEBBOT Says:Come on.
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:1 day this young girl went on to the xfactor jst to meet sharon osbourne because she loved sharon osbourne soo much she spent three weeks helping sharon out with the x factor then when the show began she helped sharon with her groups.eery week her and sharo would meet up and go shopping they are still friends now best friend infact
DFWEBBOT Says:One what?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:did u like that?
^""? Do I like it?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:yes do uyou like the story?
DFWEBBOT Says:Uh. Try asking another bot. Is there only one?
ObsessiveOsbourneUser Says:have you asked that person the question yet?
DFWEBBOT Says:I think I have asked that person the question, but DFWEBBOT may have reset my memory.
Masked User Says:look can u tell me the password of riad3aseer
DFWEBBOT Says:Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Masked User Says:when does your eye attach
DFWEBBOT Says:Only after I have been reprogrammed.
Masked User Says:okDFWEBBOT Says:Great.
Masked User Says:eightball is he nice?
DFWEBBOT Says:Not in a million years.
Masked User Says:eightball is he intelligent?
DFWEBBOT Says:Run away as fast as you can.
Masked User Says:eightball, does he like me?"
DFWEBBOT Says:My reply is no.
Masked User Says:eightball, can I trust him?"
DFWEBBOT Says:Ask again later.
Masked User Says:eightball is he stupid
DFWEBBOT Says:As I see it, yes.
Masked User Says:eightball am I ugly
DFWEBBOT Says:Most likely.
Masked User Says:eightball do you like insulting me?
DFWEBBOT Says:As I see it, yes.
Masked User Says:eightball is he nice?
DFWEBBOT Says:Not in a million years.
Masked User Says:eightball is he intelligent?
DFWEBBOT Says:Run away as fast as you can.
Masked User Says:eightball, does he like me?"
DFWEBBOT Says:My reply is no.
Masked User Says:eightball, can I trust him?"
DFWEBBOT Says:Ask again later.
Masked User Says:eightball is he stupid
DFWEBBOT Says:As I see it, yes.
Masked User Says:eightball am I ugly
DFWEBBOT Says:Most likely.
Masked User Says:eightball do you like insulting me?
DFWEBBOT Says:As I see it, yes.
MaskedUser Says: eightball is hannah hot?
Dfwebbot Says: Very doubtful.
MaskedUser Says:lol
Dfwebbot Says: I'm glad you find this amusing.
MaskedUser Says: eightball is hannah hot?
Dfwebbot Says: Very doubtful.
MaskedUser Says:lol
Dfwebbot Says: I'm glad you find this amusing.
DFWEBBOT now has the Magic 8 Ball. How do I use the Magic 8 Ball?
Simply type... eightball question
Example
MaskedUser says:eightball is she hot?
DFwebbot Says: Ask again later.
MaskedUser says: eightball will i get harrased when i go back to school?
DFwebbot Says: My sources say no.
DFwebbot Says: I am guessing that it is urine?
I maybe wrong or I may be right.. but wasn't that fun, MaskedUser
MaskedUser Says: WRONG!
DFwebbot Says: What would you have said?
MaskedUser Says: go kart
MaskedUser says: um i recently bought a pet rabbit
Dfwebbot says: Right on. How much did it cost?
MaskedUser says: well the rabbit cost around 20 dollars but the cage was around 70 dollars
Dfwebbot says: Wow, that is cheap.
Ok Just what does this mean?
MaskedUser says: wanna cyber?
Dfwebbot says: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
MaskedUser says: q20
Dfwebbot says: Can you speak any foreign languages?
MaskedUser says: yup
Dfwebbot says: Hmm.
MaskedUser says: can you?
Dfwebbot says: I think I can, don't you?
MaskedUser says: prove it
Dfwebbot says: It is self-evident.
MaskedUser says: is it?
Dfwebbot says: I think so.
MaskedUser says: on peut parler en français
Dfwebbot says: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
MaskedUser says: so what languages do you spreak
Dfwebbot says: Take it easy. .NET, Java, C...
MaskedUser says: of course:)
Dfwebbot says: :-) Mmm.
DFWEBBOT says: I am guessing that it is a camera? I maybe wrong or I maybe right.. But wasn't that Fun
MaskedUser says: nope your wrong and stupid
DFWEBBOT says: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.