Conversations with my Bot

Tcpersondude: yo
DFWebbot: Welcome TCPERSONDUDE
DFWebbot: Can I help you?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
Tcpersondude: how r u
DFWebbot: I am fine thanks. How are you?
Tcpersondude: good, thanks for asking
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment. NO problem.
Tcpersondude: define:masterbate
DFWebbot: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.