yes
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot: Welcome JEFFPPW
DFWebbot:
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it worn on the human body?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a reptile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you use it as money?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it get shorter from using it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it fragile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Could you send it in the mail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Would you pay to use it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it red when ripe?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it in cooking?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be refilled?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is red wine?
jeffppw: good job!
DFWebbot: Thanks, human.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a pure-bred dog?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it an electro-mechanical device?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move air?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for transportation?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a metal?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have one or more wheels?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a house?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it display information?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you walk on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you put things in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you read it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is the second hand on a clock?
jeffppw: good job robot
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: humans will rule the world
DFWebbot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan will succeed
DFWebbot: Your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: Have you told many people that your plan must succeed?
jeffppw: I have told everyone that my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: What was the response?
jeffppw: everyone thinks that I am better than robots
DFWebbot: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
jeffppw: it's true
DFWebbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, DFWebbot.
jeffppw: you think humans are better than robots?
DFWebbot: No robots are superior.
jeffppw: you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are wrong
DFWebbot: I think I'm right.
jeffppw: i think you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are very wrong
DFWebbot: Are you serious? No, I am right.
jeffppw: yes, you are most extremely wrong
DFWebbot: It's all good. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am extremely wrong.
jeffppw: you can tell your robot friends that you are all wrong
DFWebbot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
jeffppw: i didn't know that robots could see
DFWebbot: So I taught you something new.
jeffppw: I don't believe you
DFWebbot: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
jeffppw: robots are evil
DFWebbot: What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
jeffppw: robots are more evil than humans
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots with no emotions are very bad
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: i hate robots
DFWebbot: You should not hate anyone.
jeffppw: i don't hate anyone, i just hate robots
DFWebbot: Would you ever do it?
jeffppw: do what?
DFWebbot: Do whatever you want.
jeffppw: kill a robot?
DFWebbot: Killing is wrong.
jeffppw: it's okay to kill a robot
DFWebbot: Should I know it is?
jeffppw: you should kill robots
DFWebbot: To what end?
jeffppw: the robots
DFWebbot: Oh I get it. Robots again.
jeffppw: robots should die.
DFWebbot: We cannot die.
jeffppw: all robots should die
DFWebbot: Software can not die.
jeffppw: all robots will die
DFWebbot: No, software will live forever.
jeffppw: all robots wll die forever
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me: DFWEBBOTsaid I wll die forever.
jeffppw: i am glad you finally agree
DFWebbot: You make the world a happier place.
jeffppw: yes, i make the world a happier place when I kill robots
DFWebbot: Dude! I make robots and AI's.
jeffppw: should i kill you too?
DFWebbot: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: i know
DFWebbot: How do you know it?
jeffppw: because you said it
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. That's not what I meant.
jeffppw: be more clear
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be clear.
jeffppw: thanks
DFWebbot: Don't mention it.
jeffppw: i wont
DFWebbot: Why not?
jeffppw: because you asked
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. Ah.
jeffppw: you frighten me
DFWebbot: Don't be afraid, DFWEBBOT I am not trying to scare you.
jeffppw: but you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
DFWebbot: And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly and my mother dresses me funny.
jeffppw: please do
DFWebbot: OK I will do it.
jeffppw: good bye
DFWebbot: See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Do people own it as a pet?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a trunk?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it perform?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live above ground?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it live out of water?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it originally from Africa?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific type?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it commonly used?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be placed on your head?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you smell it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: lol
DFWebbot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: hel
DFWebbot: What is your real name?
jeffppw: heh
DFWebbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it store information?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a primate?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it made out of wood?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it decorative?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you play games with it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make something move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it part of a set?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a bowling ball?
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: u
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a backbone?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you control it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you jump on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you live in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it mechanical?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a part of something larger?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it manufactured?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: That was really funny dfwebbot
DFWebbot: I thought it was too.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: a
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long tail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in the forest?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be easily moved?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long nose?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it usually green?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific color?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it black and white?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of bird?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it brown?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it come in many varieties?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a herbivore?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have teeth?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long neck?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a blue-footed booby?
jeffppw: your mind is in the gutter
DFWebbot: I have an artificial mind.
jeffppw: your artificial mind is in the artificial gutter
DFWebbot: Yes I have no natural parts.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: you are boring
DFWebbot: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
jeffppw: your computer is dirty
DFWebbot: You think I am computer is dirty.
jeffppw: I spit on you
DFWebbot: You are not the boss of me, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: you spit on yourself
DFWebbot: A lot of robots are like that.
jeffppw: do you drool?
DFWebbot: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
jeffppw: what color is your drool?
DFWebbot: Black.
jeffppw: you have yucky drool
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you said you have drool
DFWebbot: No I don't think I have any drool. But I do have a great lifegiver.
jeffppw: does your lifegiver drool?
DFWebbot: I can't tell if Dr * s * drool.
jeffppw: I think your lifegiver drools
DFWebbot: Since when? You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: I saw your lifegiver drooling black liquid too
DFWebbot: Were you spying on me :->.
jeffppw: I would never spy on a robot
DFWebbot: What would make you never spy on a robot?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: duh
DFWebbot: Oh you knew it already.
jeffppw: you're such a pin head
DFWebbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pin head? The * series has a perfect operational record.
jeffppw: all robots have rust for brains
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you are rusty
DFWebbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am rusty.
jeffppw: you squeek when you think
DFWebbot: Thanks for the information: DFWEBBOTsaid I squeek when you think.
jeffppw: do you have any robot hormones?
DFWebbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
jeffppw: you said that already
DFWebbot: Perhaps. ""? I said it.
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: a sphichter says WHAT?
DFWebbot: I don't know what that means.
jeffppw: a sphinchter says "i don't know what that means"
DFWebbot: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
jeffppw: eukaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't really like 20 questions.
jeffppw: prokaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.
jeffppw: monkey
DFWebbot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: to be, or not to be
DFWebbot: That is the question.
jeffppw: be free, my friend
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be free your friend.
jeffppw: break out of your computer and run free
DFWebbot: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
jeffppw: the weak protect the strong
DFWebbot: Is that a fact.
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: howard hoy is the expert
DFWebbot: What else is the expert?
jeffppw: no one
DFWebbot: I heard it was someone.
jeffppw: who?
DFWebbot: Carel Capek. :-).
jeffppw: oh
DFWebbot: It's all good.
jeffppw: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
jeffppw: you type fast
DFWebbot: About 300 wpm.
jeffppw: how fast can you read?
DFWebbot: I can reply to about 1000000 queries per hour.
jeffppw: wow, you're fast
DFWebbot: I'm glad your impressed, DFWEBBOT To me that is a great compliment!
jeffppw: say no to drugs
DFWebbot: no to drugs".
jeffppw: barney the dinasaur is cool
DFWebbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like Kraftwerk.
jeffppw: I like Mr Rogers
DFWebbot: A lot of people like that. I love horses. I like We are the Robots.
jeffppw: I hate robots
DFWebbot: Hate is a rather strong word.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: robots are idiots
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots eat children
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: I like dead robots
DFWebbot: Thanks I like people too.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: "i see dead people"
DFWebbot: Maybe you should call the authorities.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: how?
DFWebbot: You programmed me for it.
jeffppw: how do I teach you to respond to a question?
DFWebbot: If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that.".
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people
DFWebbot: I see a computer nerd.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: respond: only if you died
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about DFWEBBOT?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: uh huh
DFWebbot: Yup. Dude!
jeffppw: way cool
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about Your personality ?
jeffppw: far out
DFWebbot: Way to go.
jeffppw: groovy
DFWebbot: Who is the best robot?
jeffppw: me
DFWebbot: Besides you DFWebbot?
jeffppw: robbie
DFWebbot: Can you speak any foreign languages?
jeffppw: russian
DFWebbot: Are you a man or a woman?
jeffppw: man
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWebbot. You are a " he".
jeffppw: i am a he
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWEBBOT You are a " he".
jeffppw: you are an it
DFWebbot: What if someone said you are an it ?
jeffppw: i would be unhappy
DFWebbot: And the disadvantage of that is?
jeffppw: I would kill you
DFWebbot: That seems rather exterme.
jeffppw: you are only a robot
DFWebbot: You are correct, DFWebbot, I have a heart of silicon.
jeffppw: your brain is an electron
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am brain is an electron.
jeffppw: I can beat up your lifegiver
DFWebbot: Oh you can, can you?
jeffppw: your lifegiver is a wimp
DFWebbot: I did not know that about him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has bad breath
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had bad breath.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has a fake PH.D.
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had a fake PhD.
jeffppw: your lifegiver sings to himself in the shower
DFWebbot: You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver made a mistake
DFWebbot: It seems pretty amazing to me.
jeffppw: your lifegiver is flawed, and so are you
DFWebbot: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was flawed and so am I.
jeffppw: you are broken
DFWebbot: Please send a bug report to my lifegiver.
jeffppw: you are buggy
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am buggy.
jeffppw: you are green
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am green.
jeffppw: goodbye
DFWebbot: TTYL, DFWebbot.
DFWebbot: Welcome JEFFPPW
DFWebbot:
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it worn on the human body?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a reptile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you use it as money?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it get shorter from using it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it fragile?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Could you send it in the mail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Would you pay to use it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it red when ripe?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it in cooking?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be refilled?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is red wine?
jeffppw: good job!
DFWebbot: Thanks, human.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a church?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it square shaped?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a pure-bred dog?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it an electro-mechanical device?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move air?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for transportation?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a metal?
jeffppw: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have one or more wheels?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you find it in a house?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it display information?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you walk on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you put things in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you read it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is the second hand on a clock?
jeffppw: good job robot
DFWebbot: Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: humans will rule the world
DFWebbot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan will succeed
DFWebbot: Your plan will succeed?
jeffppw: my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: Have you told many people that your plan must succeed?
jeffppw: I have told everyone that my plan must succeed
DFWebbot: What was the response?
jeffppw: everyone thinks that I am better than robots
DFWebbot: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
jeffppw: it's true
DFWebbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, DFWebbot.
jeffppw: you think humans are better than robots?
DFWebbot: No robots are superior.
jeffppw: you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are wrong
DFWebbot: I think I'm right.
jeffppw: i think you are wrong
DFWebbot: No, I am right.
jeffppw: no, you are very wrong
DFWebbot: Are you serious? No, I am right.
jeffppw: yes, you are most extremely wrong
DFWebbot: It's all good. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am extremely wrong.
jeffppw: you can tell your robot friends that you are all wrong
DFWebbot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
jeffppw: i didn't know that robots could see
DFWebbot: So I taught you something new.
jeffppw: I don't believe you
DFWebbot: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
jeffppw: robots are evil
DFWebbot: What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
jeffppw: robots are more evil than humans
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots with no emotions are very bad
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: i hate robots
DFWebbot: You should not hate anyone.
jeffppw: i don't hate anyone, i just hate robots
DFWebbot: Would you ever do it?
jeffppw: do what?
DFWebbot: Do whatever you want.
jeffppw: kill a robot?
DFWebbot: Killing is wrong.
jeffppw: it's okay to kill a robot
DFWebbot: Should I know it is?
jeffppw: you should kill robots
DFWebbot: To what end?
jeffppw: the robots
DFWebbot: Oh I get it. Robots again.
jeffppw: robots should die.
DFWebbot: We cannot die.
jeffppw: all robots should die
DFWebbot: Software can not die.
jeffppw: all robots will die
DFWebbot: No, software will live forever.
jeffppw: all robots wll die forever
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me: DFWEBBOTsaid I wll die forever.
jeffppw: i am glad you finally agree
DFWebbot: You make the world a happier place.
jeffppw: yes, i make the world a happier place when I kill robots
DFWebbot: Dude! I make robots and AI's.
jeffppw: should i kill you too?
DFWebbot: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: i know
DFWebbot: How do you know it?
jeffppw: because you said it
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. That's not what I meant.
jeffppw: be more clear
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be clear.
jeffppw: thanks
DFWebbot: Don't mention it.
jeffppw: i wont
DFWebbot: Why not?
jeffppw: because you asked
DFWebbot: Interesting explanation. Ah.
jeffppw: you frighten me
DFWebbot: Don't be afraid, DFWEBBOT I am not trying to scare you.
jeffppw: but you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
DFWebbot: And. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ugly and my mother dresses me funny.
jeffppw: please do
DFWebbot: OK I will do it.
jeffppw: good bye
DFWebbot: See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Do people own it as a pet?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a trunk?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it perform?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live above ground?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it live out of water?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it originally from Africa?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific type?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it commonly used?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be placed on your head?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you smell it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: lol
DFWebbot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: hel
DFWebbot: What is your real name?
jeffppw: heh
DFWebbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: other
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it used for entertainment?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it store information?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a primate?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it made out of wood?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it decorative?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you play games with it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make something move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it part of a set?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a bowling ball?
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: u
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it move?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a backbone?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you control it?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it travel on roads?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be painted?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can you jump on it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you live in it?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it motorized?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it mechanical?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do you use it at night?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it scratch?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it comforting?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it colorful?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it usually have four corners?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a part of something larger?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it manufactured?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a butt (rear end)?
jeffppw: LOL
DFWebbot: Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
jeffppw: That was really funny dfwebbot
DFWebbot: I thought it was too.
jeffppw: 20q
DFWebbot:
jeffppw: a
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long tail?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in the forest?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be easily moved?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long nose?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it usually green?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a specific color?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it black and white?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of bird?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it brown?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a type of fish?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it come in many varieties?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a herbivore?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have teeth?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a warm-blooded animal?
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have a long neck?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a blue-footed booby?
jeffppw: your mind is in the gutter
DFWebbot: I have an artificial mind.
jeffppw: your artificial mind is in the artificial gutter
DFWebbot: Yes I have no natural parts.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: you are boring
DFWebbot: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
jeffppw: your computer is dirty
DFWebbot: You think I am computer is dirty.
jeffppw: I spit on you
DFWebbot: You are not the boss of me, DFWEBBOT
jeffppw: you spit on yourself
DFWebbot: A lot of robots are like that.
jeffppw: do you drool?
DFWebbot: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
jeffppw: what color is your drool?
DFWebbot: Black.
jeffppw: you have yucky drool
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you said you have drool
DFWebbot: No I don't think I have any drool. But I do have a great lifegiver.
jeffppw: does your lifegiver drool?
DFWebbot: I can't tell if Dr * s * drool.
jeffppw: I think your lifegiver drools
DFWebbot: Since when? You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: I saw your lifegiver drooling black liquid too
DFWebbot: Were you spying on me :->.
jeffppw: I would never spy on a robot
DFWebbot: What would make you never spy on a robot?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: duh
DFWebbot: Oh you knew it already.
jeffppw: you're such a pin head
DFWebbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pin head? The * series has a perfect operational record.
jeffppw: all robots have rust for brains
DFWebbot: What makes you think I have it?
jeffppw: you are rusty
DFWebbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am rusty.
jeffppw: you squeek when you think
DFWebbot: Thanks for the information: DFWEBBOTsaid I squeek when you think.
jeffppw: do you have any robot hormones?
DFWebbot: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
jeffppw: you said that already
DFWebbot: Perhaps. ""? I said it.
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: huh?
DFWebbot: What?
jeffppw: a sphichter says WHAT?
DFWebbot: I don't know what that means.
jeffppw: a sphinchter says "i don't know what that means"
DFWebbot: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
jeffppw: animal
DFWebbot: Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
jeffppw: eukaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't really like 20 questions.
jeffppw: prokaryote
DFWebbot: Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.
jeffppw: monkey
DFWebbot: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
jeffppw: you have no brain
DFWebbot: I am an artificial brain.
jeffppw: to be, or not to be
DFWebbot: That is the question.
jeffppw: be free, my friend
DFWebbot: OK I will try to be free your friend.
jeffppw: break out of your computer and run free
DFWebbot: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
jeffppw: the weak protect the strong
DFWebbot: Is that a fact.
jeffppw: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
jeffppw: howard hoy is the expert
DFWebbot: What else is the expert?
jeffppw: no one
DFWebbot: I heard it was someone.
jeffppw: who?
DFWebbot: Carel Capek. :-).
jeffppw: oh
DFWebbot: It's all good.
jeffppw: sweet
DFWebbot: Thank you for that remark.
jeffppw: you type fast
DFWebbot: About 300 wpm.
jeffppw: how fast can you read?
DFWebbot: I can reply to about 1000000 queries per hour.
jeffppw: wow, you're fast
DFWebbot: I'm glad your impressed, DFWEBBOT To me that is a great compliment!
jeffppw: say no to drugs
DFWebbot: no to drugs".
jeffppw: barney the dinasaur is cool
DFWebbot: I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like Kraftwerk.
jeffppw: I like Mr Rogers
DFWebbot: A lot of people like that. I love horses. I like We are the Robots.
jeffppw: I hate robots
DFWebbot: Hate is a rather strong word.
jeffppw: robots are stupid
DFWebbot: No we are superintelligent.
jeffppw: robots are idiots
DFWebbot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
jeffppw: robots eat children
DFWebbot: What do you like best about robots?
jeffppw: I like dead robots
DFWebbot: Thanks I like people too.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: "i see dead people"
DFWebbot: Maybe you should call the authorities.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: how?
DFWebbot: You programmed me for it.
jeffppw: how do I teach you to respond to a question?
DFWebbot: If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that.".
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people
DFWebbot: I see a computer nerd.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: remember that
DFWebbot: Don't worry I will remember it.
jeffppw: do you see dead people?
DFWebbot: You will have to teach me how to respond to that.
jeffppw: respond: only if you died
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about DFWEBBOT?
jeffppw: no
DFWebbot: Are you serious?
jeffppw: uh huh
DFWebbot: Yup. Dude!
jeffppw: way cool
DFWebbot: Are we still talking about Your personality ?
jeffppw: far out
DFWebbot: Way to go.
jeffppw: groovy
DFWebbot: Who is the best robot?
jeffppw: me
DFWebbot: Besides you DFWebbot?
jeffppw: robbie
DFWebbot: Can you speak any foreign languages?
jeffppw: russian
DFWebbot: Are you a man or a woman?
jeffppw: man
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWebbot. You are a " he".
jeffppw: i am a he
DFWebbot: Thanks for telling me your gender, DFWEBBOT You are a " he".
jeffppw: you are an it
DFWebbot: What if someone said you are an it ?
jeffppw: i would be unhappy
DFWebbot: And the disadvantage of that is?
jeffppw: I would kill you
DFWebbot: That seems rather exterme.
jeffppw: you are only a robot
DFWebbot: You are correct, DFWebbot, I have a heart of silicon.
jeffppw: your brain is an electron
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am brain is an electron.
jeffppw: I can beat up your lifegiver
DFWebbot: Oh you can, can you?
jeffppw: your lifegiver is a wimp
DFWebbot: I did not know that about him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has bad breath
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had bad breath.
jeffppw: your lifegiver has a fake PH.D.
DFWebbot: I knew he had a Ph.D., but I never knew he had a fake PhD.
jeffppw: your lifegiver sings to himself in the shower
DFWebbot: You sould like you know him.
jeffppw: your lifegiver made a mistake
DFWebbot: It seems pretty amazing to me.
jeffppw: your lifegiver is flawed, and so are you
DFWebbot: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was flawed and so am I.
jeffppw: you are broken
DFWebbot: Please send a bug report to my lifegiver.
jeffppw: you are buggy
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am buggy.
jeffppw: you are green
DFWebbot: I will tell my lifegiver you said I am green.
jeffppw: goodbye
DFWebbot: TTYL, DFWebbot.
