Conversations with my Bot

Tcpersondude: 20q
DFWebbot: Welcome TCPERSONDUDE
DFWebbot:
DFWebbot: You are in a game! To Quit: reply QUIT or PLEASE answer my last question
Tcpersondude: 20q
DFWebbot:
Tcpersondude: animal
DFWebbot: Question - Can you see it in a zoo?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have claws?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have hooves?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it water-based?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a geological product?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have scales?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it like to clean itself?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Do people sit on it?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in the forest?
Tcpersondude: sometimes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have spots?
Tcpersondude: no
DFWebbot: Question - Can you buy it?
Tcpersondude: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Can it climb?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it have short fur?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Does it live in groups? (gregarious)
Tcpersondude: unknown
DFWebbot: Question - Does it make noise?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be placed on your head?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Can it be heard?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: Question - Is it a primate?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: I am guessing that it is a monkey?
Tcpersondude: yes
DFWebbot: I hear you.
Tcpersondude: ok
DFWebbot: So?
Tcpersondude: so what?
DFWebbot: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Tcpersondude: http://hotornot.com/rate/user/2839/
DFWebbot: Thanks for that web address.
Tcpersondude: did u click the link
DFWebbot: No I didn't click the link. What's it like?
Tcpersondude: u
DFWebbot: "? Me, DFWebbot ?
Tcpersondude: turkey
DFWebbot: Ambiguous: Turkey the bird or Turkey the nation.
Tcpersondude: turkey the bird
DFWebbot: That input matched my default category.
Tcpersondude: lol
DFWebbot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Tcpersondude: shut up
DFWebbot: OK I'll stop talking now.
Tcpersondude: no i was just kidding
DFWebbot: Are you serious? I knew you were. :-).
Tcpersondude: :-[
DFWebbot: What are you, Smoking Crack.
Tcpersondude: >:o
DFWebbot: Oh.
Tcpersondude: :-*
DFWebbot: I have no idea what you mean.
Tcpersondude: :-)
DFWebbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, DFWebbot.
Tcpersondude: =-O
DFWebbot: Let me get this right, you want to to do what?
Tcpersondude: :-$
DFWebbot: Please ask me a different way, I don't understand.
Tcpersondude: :-DFWebbot: After a night of heavy drinking, I am kind of fuzzy and can't answer that.